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Friday, February 20, 2009

The Bulls would be Furious


“The bulls would be furious!” isn’t the sort of statement one would expect from an eight-year old girl, riding up a chairlift above the ski slopes of a Swiss alpine resort in mid winter. At this time of the year, all bovines have long been escorted down the mountain by tanned, six-packed hotties in tight tee-shirts and faded denim. They’ve been washed, brushed, their bells removed and polished, and are tucked up cozily in their sheds, mooing contentedly, lazily chomping on Edelweiss laced hay fed to them by buxom, rosy-cheeked blondes skipping around in time to merry accordion music playing in the background.


Well, sort of… It’s a pleasant image, anyway.


What I do know from experience is that there are no bulls roaming the snow capped slopes, pawing the ground and tossing their horns at the hordes of tourists skimming down the resort’s vast choice of runs on sunny afternoons in February. The bulls would be furious? What on earth was my eight year old niece on about? What bulls? Where?


My husband wasn’t so sure either, riding alongside her on the chairlift, gazing absentmindedly at the sharp peaks cutting into the crystalline sky, a million mental miles away from toreadors hollering “Olé!” at fierce, snorting challengers. He twisted in his seat and turned to look at her, found her gazing down at a group of skiers in red jackets, shaking her head in exasperation. “What do you mean, Giovanna?” he asked.


Giovanna’s silver helmet flashed in the sunshine as she whipped her head around, eyeing him from behind her goggles like he was the ultimate dimwit. “Just look at all those red jackets!”


Lateral thinking, anyone?



xx Francesca


Francesca Prescott
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5 comments:

Lindsay Townsend said...

Great fun, Francesca! Just the sort of thing young ones say. Nice pic, by the way!

Unknown said...

Thanks for a super Friday smile, Cesca!
Jude

Linda Banche said...

That's great. I love it!

Francesca Prescott said...

Happy to hear you enjoyed it, girls. My niece is a hoot!

Savanna Kougar said...

Francesca, that's adorable. And true. Lol!!!

If they were in a mood, the bulls could be furious.